Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"

Dante Hicks: "Empire."

Randal Graves: Blasphemy.

Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.